aquarlus:

not now son, daddy’s trying to take a selfie

haliameguid:

ALL THE PEOPLE WHO ARE SUDDENLY SURPRISED THAT HANNIBAL IS EVIL

alltime-bro:

chocolate-derp:

theonewhosawitall:

otaku4thewin:

askaoiandfriends:

chelsdamelsp:

methelorac:

theinturnet:

Diabetes here I come!

What the

Holy crap Tumblr is still trying to kill me

stuff having a birthday cake i’m having a snicker thing

I think I might have a heart attack

that looks sickening and unhealthy. i must try it.

Do someone want to make this with me, and then we can die happy together?

let’s do this.

jaimelannister:

_{Dany felt a lightness in her chest. I will never bear a living child, she remembered. Her hand trembled as she raised it. Perhaps she smiled. She must have, because the man grinned and shouted again, and others took up the cry. “Mhysa!” they called. “Mhysa! MHYSA!” They were all smiling at her, reaching for her, kneeling before her. “Maela,” some called her while others cried “Aelalla” or “Qathei” or “Tato,” but whatever the tongue it all meant the same thing. Mother. They are calling me Mother.}

consultingsonic:

virginitity:

the answer is definitely E. 

they are all wrong the correct translation is ‘hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower’

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

always-reblog-the-cumberstuff:

actuallyjohnlock:

Guess what my six favorite episodes of Sherlock are

did u just

Doctor Who in Colors → Donna Noble